So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
The ass gains better be worth it
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