Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
40s are totally the cure
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
