i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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