before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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I bet princess was giving her King a blumpkin while he was sitting on his throne. Dirty little sovereign whore
Fucl yeah return of the blumpkin
Blumpkin's back and shittier than ever
...I'm afraid to ask...blumpkin?
To receive a blow job whilst taking a shit on the throne.
Ew. That is all.
I bet SCBeauty knows a thing or two about a reverse blump
aww nasty!! why god why!!
That is just foul
whatever helps her sleep at night
Left as a pretty princess, returned the next day as a dirty whore
this is the Disney princess that didn't make the cut
So that's what they mean by watch the throne.
The toilet or the girl?
Ah the blumkin, first cousin to the rusty trombone.