You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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