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  • A drunk four is a sober two, that's some serious mud skimming.

    Submitted by Yeep on Apr 3, 13 at 3:23pm
  • 4 out of 10, or 4 out of 5 ??

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Apr 5, 13 at 9:31am
  • Don't hate on the ugly or fat girls, they work harder in the sack to show their appreciation. The roommate just needs to have her leave before daylight!

    Submitted by olderthanyou on Apr 3, 13 at 3:57pm
  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Apr 3, 13 at 2:51pm
  • Also remember that you can't feed them after midnight.

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Apr 3, 13 at 11:19pm
    • You can't feed them at all, they'll keep coming around like a stray dog.

      Submitted by Yeep on Apr 4, 13 at 12:17am