Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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A drunk four is a sober two, that's some serious mud skimming.
4 out of 10, or 4 out of 5 ??
Don't hate on the ugly or fat girls, they work harder in the sack to show their appreciation. The roommate just needs to have her leave before daylight!
Also remember that you can't feed them after midnight.
You can't feed them at all, they'll keep coming around like a stray dog.