I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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