Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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