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  • 4:12, you are fucking disgusting please kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 7:54 I agree, everyone should stop hating because whether they want to believe it or not, she's a talented singer and performance artist. I'd feel lucky to have half of her talent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:15pm
  • What's the difference between a Jeww and a pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:33pm
  • I prey by the grace of god this site gets better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20pm
  • What's the difference between you and me? I know how to spell vacuum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:20pm
  • 5:38 wowww yur actually a loser for tryig to be cool by saying yu dont kno who she is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Why the fuck are there so many texts about that dumb untalented bitch. Shes ugly as shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:07pm
  • who fucking cares if you're first or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:07pm
  • 538. You're a loser for many other legitimate reasons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:52pm
  • YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:06am
  • yo this text is actually mad funy lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:32am
  • Lady gaga is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 4:49 Go somewhere else with your uppity dicksucking attitude, you whiny judgemental closet-homo. I'd like to give you a boot party and then make you my fuck-boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:18pm
  • I'd lick that pinky off after she put it in my butt. I would pay a lot if money for Lady Gaga to eat me out too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:31pm
  • No 449? pshh. I bet he wasn't the last to sit down at the spelling bee as a wee one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:23pm
  • I love how you all say she's talentless. She has more talent in her pinky finger than any of you know nothing losers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Fuck, I meant "and". Motherfucker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:21pm
  • cant read my! cant read my! no they cant read my POKER FACE<333 LADY GAGA IS THE NEW BRITNEY GETT OVER IT BITCHES<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:36am
  • Anyone saying this bitch is talented wouldn't recognize talent if it ran up yelping like a siren and kicked them in their homo balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:14pm
  • 1:105 word to thaaaat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:28pm
  • ohhhhhhh shit soviet russia guy. UR A BITCH!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:20am
  • She does suck ass. And 442 i agrree. Every day theres a new text about that dumb broad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:56pm
  • 4:49 Oh yeah, an learn the proper uses of "their, there, and they're" before you go judging other people you fucking moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Am I the only one that's tired of lady gaga texts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I'd let her put that talented pinky finger in mah butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa POKER face. BITCHES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:46am
  • Want to meet Alex bad!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Who the fuck is lady gaga?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Okay so is lady gaga a transgender or transvestite..? My friends and I are confused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:34am
  • 4:21 how can you say she has a nice body? She has the body of a man you fucking tranny fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:13pm
  • What's the difference between a truck-load of Dead babies and a truck-load of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:31pm
  • What's the difference between the lord of the rings and the bible? The lord of the rings is based on a true story!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Lady gaga is a butterface. Put a brown bag on her head and she'd be at least a 9, maybe a solid 9.2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:21pm
  • this would only happen in the 415

    Submitted by sequioa on Feb 24, 10 at 4:28pm
  • 6:13, whats the vacuums second function?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:16pm
  • 4:27- you have no idea...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:48pm
  • What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a white ford bronco? I don't have a white ford bronco in my garage!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:35pm
  • 4:12, die. just, DIE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:10pm
  • New name for that song " i poked her face"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Whats the difference betwen a vacum (sp), and your mom???? Your mom has only one fuction, wich is to suck. THe vacum has 2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:13pm
  • 7:54- Sounds like you have hopped on that tranny penis one too many times ;) And if you actually believe that using autotune and cross-dressing is a talent then by all means blow your brains out :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:03am
  • I love Gaga, but there are far too many texts here about her. Is that all it takes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:35pm
  • I don't know who she is. I live in the country. Googled it. Some chick wearing white sunglasses. That's all I know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:52pm
  • First!!! First person to suck his sons dick!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:05pm
  • First!!!! Am I first? It would be epic if I was. I also like balls on my chin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:56pm