And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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What's the difference between a Jeww and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
4:12, you are fucking disgusting please kill yourself
7:54 I agree, everyone should stop hating because whether they want to believe it or not, she's a talented singer and performance artist. I'd feel lucky to have half of her talent
I prey by the grace of god this site gets better.
5:38 wowww yur actually a loser for tryig to be cool by saying yu dont kno who she is
What's the difference between you and me?
I know how to spell vacuum.
4:49 Go somewhere else with your uppity dicksucking attitude, you whiny judgemental closet-homo. I'd like to give you a boot party and then make you my fuck-boy.
Fuck, I meant "and". Motherfucker!
I'd lick that pinky off after she put it in my butt. I would pay a lot if money for Lady Gaga to eat me out too.
538. You're a loser for many other legitimate reasons.
Why the fuck are there so many texts about that dumb untalented bitch. Shes ugly as shit.
Lady gaga is awesome
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS!
yo this text is actually mad funy lol
who fucking cares if you're first or not
No 449? pshh. I bet he wasn't the last to sit down at the spelling bee as a wee one.
She does suck ass. And 442 i agrree. Every day theres a new text about that dumb broad.
Anyone saying this bitch is talented wouldn't recognize talent if it ran up yelping like a siren and kicked them in their homo balls.
cant read my! cant read my! no they cant read my POKER FACE<333 LADY GAGA IS THE NEW BRITNEY GETT OVER IT BITCHES<3
1:105 word to thaaaat
I love how you all say she's talentless. She has more talent in her pinky finger than any of you know nothing losers.
ohhhhhhh shit soviet russia guy. UR A BITCH!!!!!!!
4:21 how can you say she has a nice body? She has the body of a man you fucking tranny fucker.
Am I the only one that's tired of lady gaga texts?
Want to meet Alex bad!!!!
Lady gaga is a butterface. Put a brown bag on her head and she'd be at least a 9, maybe a solid 9.2
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa POKER face. BITCHES!
I'd let her put that talented pinky finger in mah butt
4:49 Oh yeah, an learn the proper uses of "their, there, and they're" before you go judging other people you fucking moron.
What's the difference between a truck-load of Dead babies and a truck-load of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Who the fuck is lady gaga?
Okay so is lady gaga a transgender or transvestite..? My friends and I are confused
6:13, whats the vacuums second function?
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a white ford bronco?
I don't have a white ford bronco in my garage!
What's the difference between the lord of the rings and the bible?
The lord of the rings is based on a true story!
this would only happen in the 415
4:27- you have no idea...
New name for that song " i poked her face"
4:12, die. just, DIE!!!
Whats the difference betwen a vacum (sp), and your mom????
Your mom has only one fuction, wich is to suck. THe vacum has 2.
I love Gaga, but there are far too many texts here about her. Is that all it takes?
7:54- Sounds like you have hopped on that tranny penis one too many times ;)
And if you actually believe that using autotune and cross-dressing is a talent then by all means blow your brains out :)
First!!! First person to suck his sons dick!!!!!
First!!!! Am I first? It would be epic if I was. I also like balls on my chin.
I don't know who she is. I live in the country. Googled it. Some chick wearing white sunglasses. That's all I know