And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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What's the difference between a Jeww and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
4:12, you are fucking disgusting please kill yourself
7:54 I agree, everyone should stop hating because whether they want to believe it or not, she's a talented singer and performance artist. I'd feel lucky to have half of her talent
I prey by the grace of god this site gets better.
What's the difference between you and me?
I know how to spell vacuum.
5:38 wowww yur actually a loser for tryig to be cool by saying yu dont kno who she is
4:49 Go somewhere else with your uppity dicksucking attitude, you whiny judgemental closet-homo. I'd like to give you a boot party and then make you my fuck-boy.
1:105 word to thaaaat
538. You're a loser for many other legitimate reasons.
I'd lick that pinky off after she put it in my butt. I would pay a lot if money for Lady Gaga to eat me out too.
who fucking cares if you're first or not
Fuck, I meant "and". Motherfucker!
Lady gaga is awesome
She does suck ass. And 442 i agrree. Every day theres a new text about that dumb broad.
No 449? pshh. I bet he wasn't the last to sit down at the spelling bee as a wee one.
Why the fuck are there so many texts about that dumb untalented bitch. Shes ugly as shit.
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS!
Anyone saying this bitch is talented wouldn't recognize talent if it ran up yelping like a siren and kicked them in their homo balls.
yo this text is actually mad funy lol
cant read my! cant read my! no they cant read my POKER FACE<333 LADY GAGA IS THE NEW BRITNEY GETT OVER IT BITCHES<3
I love how you all say she's talentless. She has more talent in her pinky finger than any of you know nothing losers.
ohhhhhhh shit soviet russia guy. UR A BITCH!!!!!!!
4:21 how can you say she has a nice body? She has the body of a man you fucking tranny fucker.
Am I the only one that's tired of lady gaga texts?
Want to meet Alex bad!!!!
Lady gaga is a butterface. Put a brown bag on her head and she'd be at least a 9, maybe a solid 9.2
I'd let her put that talented pinky finger in mah butt
4:49 Oh yeah, an learn the proper uses of "their, there, and they're" before you go judging other people you fucking moron.
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa POKER face. BITCHES!
What's the difference between a truck-load of Dead babies and a truck-load of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Who the fuck is lady gaga?
Okay so is lady gaga a transgender or transvestite..? My friends and I are confused
6:13, whats the vacuums second function?
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a white ford bronco?
I don't have a white ford bronco in my garage!
this would only happen in the 415
What's the difference between the lord of the rings and the bible?
The lord of the rings is based on a true story!
4:27- you have no idea...
New name for that song " i poked her face"
Whats the difference betwen a vacum (sp), and your mom????
Your mom has only one fuction, wich is to suck. THe vacum has 2.
4:12, die. just, DIE!!!
I love Gaga, but there are far too many texts here about her. Is that all it takes?
7:54- Sounds like you have hopped on that tranny penis one too many times ;)
And if you actually believe that using autotune and cross-dressing is a talent then by all means blow your brains out :)
I don't know who she is. I live in the country. Googled it. Some chick wearing white sunglasses. That's all I know
First!!! First person to suck his sons dick!!!!!
First!!!! Am I first? It would be epic if I was. I also like balls on my chin.