And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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4:12, you are fucking disgusting please kill yourself
What's the difference between a Jeww and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
7:54 I agree, everyone should stop hating because whether they want to believe it or not, she's a talented singer and performance artist. I'd feel lucky to have half of her talent
I prey by the grace of god this site gets better.
5:38 wowww yur actually a loser for tryig to be cool by saying yu dont kno who she is
What's the difference between you and me?
I know how to spell vacuum.
538. You're a loser for many other legitimate reasons.
Why the fuck are there so many texts about that dumb untalented bitch. Shes ugly as shit.
4:49 Go somewhere else with your uppity dicksucking attitude, you whiny judgemental closet-homo. I'd like to give you a boot party and then make you my fuck-boy.
who fucking cares if you're first or not
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS!
yo this text is actually mad funy lol
Fuck, I meant "and". Motherfucker!
Lady gaga is awesome
I'd lick that pinky off after she put it in my butt. I would pay a lot if money for Lady Gaga to eat me out too.
No 449? pshh. I bet he wasn't the last to sit down at the spelling bee as a wee one.
Anyone saying this bitch is talented wouldn't recognize talent if it ran up yelping like a siren and kicked them in their homo balls.
cant read my! cant read my! no they cant read my POKER FACE<333 LADY GAGA IS THE NEW BRITNEY GETT OVER IT BITCHES<3
She does suck ass. And 442 i agrree. Every day theres a new text about that dumb broad.
I love how you all say she's talentless. She has more talent in her pinky finger than any of you know nothing losers.
1:105 word to thaaaat
Want to meet Alex bad!!!!
ohhhhhhh shit soviet russia guy. UR A BITCH!!!!!!!
4:21 how can you say she has a nice body? She has the body of a man you fucking tranny fucker.
Am I the only one that's tired of lady gaga texts?
I'd let her put that talented pinky finger in mah butt
4:49 Oh yeah, an learn the proper uses of "their, there, and they're" before you go judging other people you fucking moron.
Lady gaga is a butterface. Put a brown bag on her head and she'd be at least a 9, maybe a solid 9.2
Okay so is lady gaga a transgender or transvestite..? My friends and I are confused
Who the fuck is lady gaga?
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa POKER face. BITCHES!
6:13, whats the vacuums second function?
What's the difference between a truck-load of Dead babies and a truck-load of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between the lord of the rings and the bible?
The lord of the rings is based on a true story!
4:27- you have no idea...
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a white ford bronco?
I don't have a white ford bronco in my garage!
this would only happen in the 415
New name for that song " i poked her face"
Whats the difference betwen a vacum (sp), and your mom????
Your mom has only one fuction, wich is to suck. THe vacum has 2.
4:12, die. just, DIE!!!
I love Gaga, but there are far too many texts here about her. Is that all it takes?
7:54- Sounds like you have hopped on that tranny penis one too many times ;)
And if you actually believe that using autotune and cross-dressing is a talent then by all means blow your brains out :)
First!!! First person to suck his sons dick!!!!!
First!!!! Am I first? It would be epic if I was. I also like balls on my chin.
I don't know who she is. I live in the country. Googled it. Some chick wearing white sunglasses. That's all I know