That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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