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  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:44am

    depressed girls are the horniest

  • 57 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:08pm

    If you were a true master it would have ended with her sloppy wet pussy on your dick. But then again not everyone can be like mike.....

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:25am

    I'm a horny girl but I'm not depressed... Anyone want to fake console me??

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:47am

    were her pretzels delicious?

  • 60 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:58pm

    bragging about phone sex? doesnt that mean that you still touched yourself?

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:27pm

    Lame. Now if he had boned her, that would be something to brag about.

  • 50 33
    Submitted by loveypotpie on May 4, 10 at 3:04pm

    I'm the one who submitted this... I'm a girl. Surprise!

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:10pm

    A) Agreed with 5:37. B) Somehow listening to my ex bawl her eyes out over her new bf, and only getting rewarded with some lame ass phone sex sounds like the worst night ever.

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:21am

    Don't think of yourself as a tele-dildo.

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:30pm

    Rated thumbs down not for bad night, but for bad taste. Shitty joke, man. No wonder she's your ex. Can't expect you to hold down a girlfriend when your attitude about women is such bullshit, now can we.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:25pm

    5:37 does sound Extremely desperate

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:56am

    I'm a "depressed chick" but no dicks. Just chicks.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:32am

    Where are you? Are you hot?

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:38pm

    11:05 that's the way I am and how I want it

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:47am

    I totally love emotionally fucked up chicks. They're SO easy to fuck. Strong-willed broads suck and never fuck often enough. I should know, I married one. :(

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:04am

    930 said it beautifully

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:23am

    it's fucked up, but i still think of my ex when i'm fucking myself...

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:44am

    Definitely representing ole georgia well. Gotta love our ladies.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:39pm

    So this was long distance phone sex? Because if she was within driving distance and you just sat there talking to her, I'm afraid I have to give this the thumbs down.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:41pm

    6:08 is fucking weird. 

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:19am

    You're a looser for having phoneSEX..

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:05am

    10:56, is that the way you want it or is that how it's working out now against your will?

  • 39 34
    Submitted by daveisgod on May 13, 10 at 4:53pm

    Be careful of phone sex, you could get hearing aids

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:52pm

    5:37 sounds desperate :D

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:37pm

    11:25, you don't have to be hot, as long as you're not a fucking wildebeast.