I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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