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  • 75 43
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 6, 12 at 11:35am

    Blowjobs from ugly/fat chicks are like walking the tightrope, whatever you do, don't look down!

    • 40 30
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 6, 12 at 1:51pm

      LOL! The people in line at Starbucks with me thank you for that!

    • 30 35
      Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 6, 12 at 8:15pm

      Double bag it. Her head..not yours.

    • 32 33
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 6, 12 at 11:54pm

      Oh the horror!...the humanity!

  • 48 37
    Submitted by dadx2 on Jan 6, 12 at 2:50pm

    Don't use the epipen as a tranquilizer.

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 6, 12 at 11:32am

    This sounds like a shady attempt to get pregnant

  • 41 30
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 6, 12 at 1:06pm

    the fear..the fear....THE FEARUUUOOOHHHHYEA

  • 39 31
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 7, 12 at 10:12am

    Isn't this how a Black Widow Spider mates?

  • 40 34
    Submitted by gaterhog on Jan 6, 12 at 1:56pm

    So, yeah... We bought a zoo

  • 36 32
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jan 6, 12 at 11:23am

    Because that's when they receive their STD results from the clinic.

  • 32 32
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 7, 12 at 2:54pm

    So just use that throat no one wants the fear that she used to be dude from her bony wrinkled vadge.

  • 30 35
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 7, 12 at 3:12am

    Doin some Hog Huntin @Porksword?

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 12 at 11:17am

    Them? Do I hear threesome??

    • 36 33
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 6, 12 at 12:04pm

      Not a threesome...she's blowing the basketball team.