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  • 75 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:23am

    He's not fucking you because you're an ugly whore. Bring you're designated hot friend, he'll totally tap that shit.

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:03pm

    sounds like my boyfriends apartment!

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    MISTAAAAA SEWANEEEEEEEE

  • 69 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:29pm

    I wanna know what D bag can't close here...

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:06pm

    sounds like my girlfriends house... fml

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:58pm

    FUCK U 1123. maybe hes not fucking her because hes just waiting for the right moment. Maybe he really loves her and actually has morals and values. unlike you, you dickhead.

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:01pm

    8:01 why would you want to have friends you couldn't stick your cock in? Those are the best kind.

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:13pm

    That dude who keeps filling page after page with "FUCK" is trying to put the nail in the coffin of this dogshit website. And it's working! Hahahahaha!

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:35pm

    how the fuck did you fucking fuckers fuck the fucking FUCK!

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:32pm

    5.52 - are you serious???!?!?! I never have to initiate with my man - he's always keen, I though most guys were like that? wow. I'll count myself lucky :-)

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:51pm

    She is in suffolk county there are plenty of Douche Baggs to "Fill her Void".

  • 56 41
    Submitted by inkaddicted on Jun 20, 11 at 8:00pm

    *high five for sadness *

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:59pm

    This error shit needs to be fixed. Fire your entire tech team, and get a new one. STAT

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:05am

    Um I made up that line about indiana

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:43pm

    just the metaphor I was looking for. I could swear 2009 is the year of d bags that dont have enough balls to make the first move.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:18pm

    Jump the dude! He ain't a mindreader if you wanna get fucked you gotta make it happen. What's wrong with you?

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:57pm

    7:47PM? hahaha. i love you. (:D find more friends. fuck more friends. find more friends again. it's awesome

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:52pm

    couldn't agree more with 5:44. if he's not initiating that may be because he's nervous or for any number of reasons. if you want to hook up or anything and he's not catching "signs" then be really obvious and grab him, whisper something in his ear, anything but this dumb head nod toward the bedroom or staring into his eyes

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:44pm

    make a move or stop bitching. If he shut you down, thats one thing. If you expect him to do what you want without telling him you want.. you're stupid.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:47pm

    Ever go through and count how many of your Facebook friends you've fucked? Interesting exercise. I'm trying to get it under 10%, but I either need to add new friends or stop fucking the ones I have. Or both.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:01pm

    I'm serious, I've stuck my cock in 12 out of my 114 friends, so I am sooooo close! If I can add 7 friends without banging one. . .BINGO!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:33pm

    Suffolk county long island.... Awesome

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm

    If you were in DC, I'd think we were trying to get with the same guy.