we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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He's not fucking you because you're an ugly whore. Bring you're designated hot friend, he'll totally tap that shit.
I wanna know what D bag can't close here...
sounds like my boyfriends apartment!
sounds like my girlfriends house... fml
FUCK U 1123. maybe hes not fucking her because hes just waiting for the right moment. Maybe he really loves her and actually has morals and values. unlike you, you dickhead.
8:01 why would you want to have friends you couldn't stick your cock in? Those are the best kind.
how the fuck did you fucking fuckers fuck the fucking FUCK!
*high five for sadness *
5.52 - are you serious???!?!?! I never have to initiate with my man - he's always keen, I though most guys were like that? wow. I'll count myself lucky :-)
Um I made up that line about indiana
couldn't agree more with 5:44. if he's not initiating that may be because he's nervous or for any number of reasons. if you want to hook up or anything and he's not catching "signs" then be really obvious and grab him, whisper something in his ear, anything but this dumb head nod toward the bedroom or staring into his eyes
She is in suffolk county there are plenty of Douche Baggs to "Fill her Void".
7:47PM? hahaha. i love you. (:D
find more friends. fuck more friends. find more friends again.
I'm serious, I've stuck my cock in 12 out of my 114 friends, so I am sooooo close! If I can add 7 friends without banging one. . .BINGO!
That dude who keeps filling page after page with "FUCK" is trying to put the nail in the coffin of this dogshit website. And it's working! Hahahahaha!
Jump the dude! He ain't a mindreader if you wanna get fucked you gotta make it happen. What's wrong with you?
just the metaphor I was looking for. I could swear 2009 is the year of d bags that dont have enough balls to make the first move.
This error shit needs to be fixed. Fire your entire tech team, and get a new one. STAT
Ever go through and count how many of your Facebook friends you've fucked? Interesting exercise. I'm trying to get it under 10%, but I either need to add new friends or stop fucking the ones I have. Or both.
make a move or stop bitching. If he shut you down, thats one thing. If you expect him to do what you want without telling him you want.. you're stupid.
Suffolk county long island.... Awesome
If you were in DC, I'd think we were trying to get with the same guy.