I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
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funny thing is, I sent this one to a girl im dating and said "Hey this is something you would so say to me" she replied with laughter.. ugh oh.. lol
While summoning the
fingers, Suzuki pondered
without feeling time
you gotta lub the honesty
I agree with 12:53... there's no point in answering, it'll only make the person's night worse...
Which is why this is so funny.
i like the little sad face at the end... classic. haha.
11:35 wins. Short and sweet. 847 throws it up. Mutombo knocks it out of the sky like king kong. Then does the infamous finger wag.
12:53 i agree with you too
wow you want ice for that burn? i wonder if it was a booty call idk what would be worse, being denied by a booty call or denied by a friend!!
at least they were polite enough to answer..
ehh at least the person was honest, i'd rather be disappointed briefly then not answered at all.
sounds more like sarcasm than flat out denial. chicago rules
ahh...sometimes tooo tired to do anything but sleep alone!
847 is around Barrington and the surrounding suburbs indeeeed.
CHICAGO! YEAH MTHAFCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha lighten up guys. this is funny
im pretty sure all of my friends have done this to me. fuck.
( no sarcasm either)
Didn't you know? The city doesn't like the burbs! YEAH CHI!
Who cares?? It's a freaking great response!! Haha!
that's such a bad burn. and not even in a funny way, ha
11:27.. not true at all! I fucking kill you if you give me your address!
It's only funny if this is someone that dicked them over in some form. If this is someone they generally consider a friend, not funny.
My area code is 773 and my dads is 847
people from chicago suck anyway
i love it! sucks to be you
I'd prefer if they ignored it and blamed it on being asleep already
Aweee :'( you poor thing! I'm sorry your friend is a dick!
Enough with the silly ass haiku crap. Nobodys impressed.
That text is funny as hell. If their night was going terrible already, their night is fucked after that. They might've hanged themselves.
what a dick...hahaha