He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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