me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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