While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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There is the " how much will I get hurt when I drunkenly fall off" scale
And don't forget can I puke and piss off it.
There's the "having sex out here" scale.
Nobody's going to call the cops as long as they can see ok.
There is also the safety for those below me when I piss scale.
And the "can I have sex on it without probably getting arrested for public indecency" scale
If either of you is hot or any good, then any audience would rather watch than report you. If you guys are fugly and making noises like animals being tourmented then, well... Good luck!
The break the scale scale?
I judge GFs apartments by the "How easily can I climb up/down" scale.
Do you often need an escape route?
bitches are crazy hedo, snidely thinks ahead just in case lol
You have a Mrs. Snidely! No gfs!! Unless yall roll that way...
Yay for open marriages!
i rate em on the "is my landlord gonna give me shit for having a bunch of junk on it" scale
This reeks of devil spit.
dude, i live right above my apartment manager and i still toke all day everyday. i live off the "idgaf scale".