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  • 69 49
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 3, 12 at 10:54am

    There's the "having sex out here" scale.

    • 50 51
      Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 12:07pm

      Nobody's going to call the cops as long as they can see ok.

  • 63 48
    Submitted by DrBrian on Feb 3, 12 at 10:47am

    There is the " how much will I get hurt when I drunkenly fall off" scale

    • 43 42
      Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 10:53am

      And don't forget can I puke and piss off it.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 3, 12 at 10:52am

    There is also the safety for those below me when I piss scale.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 3, 12 at 10:53am

    And the "can I have sex on it without probably getting arrested for public indecency" scale

    • 45 43
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 3, 12 at 12:37pm

      If either of you is hot or any good, then any audience would rather watch than report you. If you guys are fugly and making noises like animals being tourmented then, well... Good luck!

      • 40 44
        Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 2:41pm

        The break the scale scale?

  • 45 44
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 3, 12 at 1:53pm

    I judge GFs apartments by the "How easily can I climb up/down" scale.

    • 44 42
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 3, 12 at 4:17pm

      Do you often need an escape route?

      • 37 64
        Submitted by grenadewizard on Feb 3, 12 at 9:33pm

        bitches are crazy hedo, snidely thinks ahead just in case lol

    • 45 42
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 3, 12 at 10:12pm

      You have a Mrs. Snidely! No gfs!! Unless yall roll that way...

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Daniel_lol on Feb 3, 12 at 1:05pm

    Excellent

  • 43 49
    Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 3, 12 at 1:30pm

    i rate em on the "is my landlord gonna give me shit for having a bunch of junk on it" scale

  • 38 47
    Submitted by moeskiiii on Feb 14, 12 at 11:15am

    dude, i live right above my apartment manager and i still toke all day everyday. i live off the "idgaf scale".

  • 43 68
    Submitted by khnchk on Feb 4, 12 at 1:20am

    This reeks of devil spit.