what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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