its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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