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  • This isn't funny at all it's just sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:19pm
  • I think I may know who this is about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:03pm
  • the sad thing is....i could tell this to a girl at my highschool....dumb hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:17am
  • They're usually the girls whose parents raise their children... chances are if you have a problem with this you're one of those parents as well. I wouldn't expect anything better it's clear you have bad judgement in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Yeah 1:17 same here except she is middle school.

    Submitted by Bullskid on Apr 28, 10 at 6:24pm
  • This reminds me of the Island. Gotta love the classy women of the Altoona area!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:06am
  • HAHAHAHAHA....PRETTY SURE THIS MEANS BECKY KINNEAR!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I know the kids of people who needed to hear this. They need to hear this. Tell them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Amen. I know several people who go out and party more than they take care of their kids. They all deserve hard slaps to the face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:05pm
  • JESSICA ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:38pm
  • I always think the same thing. (almost first)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:03pm
  • These pretzels are making me a better parent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:55pm
  • if she wouldve swallowed this wouldn't have been an issue... Remember that girls- wanna party? Bjs and anal are the only surefire way not to get knocked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:21am
  • Do it! I hate irresponsible parents...ugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:14am
  • I will pee In her drinka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:57am
  • I wish there was like a test you had to take before you were able to have kids. And if you can't pass the test... You can't have kids... If only.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:22pm
  • I hate irresponsible parents.... Errr.... I mean responsible responsible parents. I like em good and drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I have had this same temptation countless times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:56am
  • The use of the words "often" and "drunk ass" kind of leave the impression that this is not a single mom taking her occasional night off to enjoy a nice glass of red wine. Those words mean she's drunk. A lot. And has a child to take of. Nothing against parents enjoying nights out, but damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:02am
  • Ha weird my friend with a kid just texted me inviting me to the bar... again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:37am
  • There are fucked up parents in every generation, and no one ever mentioned her being on any soft of welfare. You've already assumed that her parents are caring for her child, maybe they take care of expenses as well. I'm not going to continue this on TFLN, but if you want to concern youself with others than you should worry about the less fortunate not the more ignorant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:40pm
  • I always thought it was classy when pregnant girls would go to the parties, unbelievable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:27pm
  • oh and to add, im 814 so i wouldnt be surpised if this is from my homerown haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:44pm
  • These pretzels are sucking my dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:21pm
  • people like that should have there kids taken away. although they will more then likely just end up with more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:54pm
  • I actually do this quite often when I see skanky moms out partying EVERY single weekend.. with high school kids. It's pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:43pm
  • 5:36 Just like all the other idiots on this thread that jump to conclusions, i doubt that the OP factored anything in. People just need to mind their own. And as for your situation. Obviously your mom drank in front of you. Clearly the girl this post is about is not in front of her child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Are you in state college? Is this about a girl named Dana?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:56pm
  • I hear ya! ....... Embarrasment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:08pm
  • That kid is probably why she drinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:26am
  • These pretzels are making me tipsy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:19pm
  • I know a hand full of girls like this. Def tell her! They all wanna party more than they wanna be with the kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:21pm
  • These pretzels are making me drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:19pm
  • i know lots of people who do this, young and never should of had a child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:16pm
  • please DO say that to whoever you're talking about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:20pm
  • woohoo single moms/strippers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:48am
  • I put the beer in your pretzels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Because they are affecting a whole new generation who will grow up to be just like them. I do have a problem with fathers as well. Maybe my biggest issue is this is in my area code, a fairly small area also. Lots of wastes, drunks, and terrible parents. When my job supports her children and her drinking habits then I worry about their terrible choices.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:35pm
  • i'm 22 and have two babies! best thing ever... you love them more than partying ! it's called GROWING UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:55am
  • Omg I know so many girls like that

    Submitted by syn_ on May 5, 11 at 8:40am
  • I love how you all assume that she is a young mother as if older women are not capable of being irresponsible drunks who neglect their children?? In fact most of the neglectful drunk moms I've ever encountered are older women. Just because someone is young does not mean they are not capable of being a good parent. You people jump to conclusions way to fucking fast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:28am
  • She probably drinks bc the pretzels make her thirsty; alcohol is probably the first beverage she can find

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:37am
  • Okay for all of you who don't have children STFU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:32pm
  • 12:07- Eat a dick sandwich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40am
  • you have kids your party life need to end, i have 4 kids and i only ever even go see a movie if their grandparents say they want them to spend the night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:17pm
  • I am tempted to fuck both her and her kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:46pm
  • haha i feel this way everytime I go out back home, i graduate in 06 and over half of my class has kids, some have 4 kids and like 5 are now pregnant and a few drink more than i do and im 21 with no boyfriend or kids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:44pm
  • 247 YOUR AN IDIOT !! in all honesty I'm surprised your parents kept you !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:39am
  • This is why all the young people out there need to be more responsible. An STD is bad enough but a kid changes your life forever. I can barely take care of my dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:09pm
  • I know a couple chicks like this. at the bar every night and partying. I feel bad for the kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:19pm
  • I read this and said omg I think that constantly and then realized it's from my area code soooo maybe there's a correlation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:03pm
  • is this about alex wise??!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:22am
  • yeah.....same here :S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:17am
  • You should. People like that piss me off. They don't get that there's responsibility in being a parent. God damn it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:55pm
  • i'm just gonna assume 9:40 has a child that she neglects as well. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Kids sleeping isn't even an excuse. I would never drink if I'm home alone with my kids. What happens when they wake up sick in the night and you need to get to the store for medicine or, even worse, get them to the hospital. People without kids don't think of these things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:24pm
  • 8:20; Agreed. That person needs a wake up call. You can not party and drink often when you're a parent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Ah children and other hazzards of sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:14pm
  • this site has fucken gone down hill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:16am
  • I don't think there is anything wrong with parents going out every once in a while. Espically if they are with their dad, or grandparents. Their life didn't end when they gave birth. Just dont get drunk or do anything stupid while the child is with you...and dont go out every weekend, or more then 1 time a week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Fuck kids.... They take fun, kill it and it back to you. Casey Anthony those little fuckers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:04am
  • I once saudomized a pig with a glow stick. --KH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:30am
  • Believe it or not being a single young mom is nor easy. Having a few drinks while your child is sleeping does not necessarily make someone a bad mom. Stop being so fucking judgemental and worry about your own lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Ok, there is something about a mom that drinks and parties more times then having their kid. I have 2 and i go out maybe 2 times a month. Does that make me a bad mom? I mean i am young, and i do deserve a fun life too. They are with their dad when i am out, but i never do anything bad to the point that would be an embarrassment to my kids or myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:28am
  • is the OP the husband, ex-husband, ex-bf, son, sister, brother, parent, coworker, ???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:52am
  • 247 you are so fuckin stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:08am
  • yeah, abortion's definitely always the wrong choice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I know a ho like this...she lets her 10y/o daughter drink vodka at home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:28am
  • stay home and do nothing for a whole year. no friends no going out no one to talk to no b/f or g/f visits and see if you dont go crazy and want to go out sometimes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Sounds like a couple girls I work with at my bar where's your kid somewhere in the back and takes her 10 th shot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:09am
  • If only someone had taken the time to say this to Casey Anthony!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:42pm
  • People who write a book on here and take this too seriously need to go lay down in traffic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:05pm
  • The OP is all of the aforementioned.. This relationship is hectic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:09am
  • yeah i've done it b4 and the dumb bitch wanted to fight me. b/c going to jail for assult would be such a great idea for a 18 year old mom of a 3 year old. ppl need to get they're lives str8

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:36pm
  • I go out twice a week while she is sleeping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I'm a guy and this goes both ways. Those dead beat fucking dads need to get smacked too. I can thinking of nothing more in life than to spend time with my child and help him grow. People that are too self centered to see the amazing thing that is their child's life, deserve to be neutered or spayed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:38am
  • she doesn't even know i'm gone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Really? Is it any of your business? Anyone here think that is sad? Well maybe that is because we don't teach birth control. And by the way whose the daddy? Maybe it is his (your?) responsibility too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:52pm
  • The drinking is probably how she had the kid to begin with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:37am
  • Who put beer in my pretzels?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:20pm
  • My cousin is like this. Dumps her 4-month old on her mom so she can go out and get hammered. She was the one who poked holes in the condom to have a baby, now she acts like she doesn't even want it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:06pm
  • I wonder if the baby enjoys pretzels as much as I do. Granted, I am quite parched right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:35am
  • I'm getting sick or your antics pretzel man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:24pm
  • The answer is "naaaaaaaaaaaw."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:02pm
  • I hate all these what if situations. Like WHAT IF she has split custody. You don't even know the person. Im sure the person who posted this was smart enough to factor that in. The mom should take care of the kid. My mom drank constantly, and it really affected me negatively. This mom should be ashamed of herself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:36pm
  • SOMETIMES... not getting shitfaced while your child is pushed off on someone for the parent to LIVE IT UP!!.. People= ignorance !! it's sad but true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm
  • I have a child. Her dad decided to walk out and leave us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm
  • U need to lock them in a room while u go out partying so u know were there at and there safe and if ur driving home and spot a good bar remember to leave the window cracked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Some people should just not be allowed to have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:48pm
  • dooooo ittttttt. bitches like this need to be told how fucking shitty they're acting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:55pm
  • mmm dick sandwich....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:50am
  • Back in 'Nam we took care of 2 baby Bengal tigers because their mother was drunk down at the officers club trying to get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:38am
  • sounds like they know my baby momma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:58pm
  • I agree, 10:25. Especially since 9:40 doesn't much sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:40pm
  • people who are bad parents won't believe they're bad parents. like the "person" who said blah blah being a single mom isn't easy blah blah. haha well DONT HAVE A KID. you dumb bitch. People don't take responsibility for their own actions. If you have a kid, you should not be out drinking. END OF STORY. Yeah, go out to dinner and have a drink. ONE. It doesn't mean you can't enjoy yourself, OCCASIONALLY, but there is nothing, absolutely nothing, more pathetic and disgusting than a drunk "mom."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 1:40, its not pushed off if their father gets them every other weekend. I have full costody but there are good fathers out there that do get their children every other weekend. But there are parents out there that don't deserve to have their children because they party way to much!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:59pm
  • 2:34 I wish i could give you more than one thumbs up! Like a million!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Yeah she should probably be taking care of her kids but it certainly isn't your place to tell her that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Not funny or clever. Not original. Who let this get posted. Totally lame TFLN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:26am
  • I have a problem with the fact that no one ever thinks to say this to any of the men that don't have anything to do with their children at all. For all you know the girl could be a fine mother who likes to unwind once her child is asleep. Why are people so worried about the way others are living their lives?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:33pm
  • One of my friends has a four year old but she is always out at the bar popping pills and drinking and I dont know how she does it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:45pm
  • I often want to do that to a guy friend of mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Unless her ass is drunk during the day I'm going to assume her kid is sleeping. Shouldn't you be minding your own business?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I said "go home and breastfeed your kid, I really feel sorry for your child" once to a girl. She was a bitch and it was hilarious to say it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:19pm
  • My ex started drinking heavily recently, now goes out to bars to get drunk and laid, with her two kids at home with a sitter. Sad. Last time I tried to talk to her about it she nearly took my head off :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Go preach on a parenting site, not here schmuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:43am
  • TFLN has turned into a support group. Pfft. Nobody cares if you're a teenage parent, single parent, or a good parent. The stereotype is still funny, and we're all here for entertainment, not an education or your sob stories.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:22am
  • 9:13 and 9:15... guessing you two do the same thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Has no one thought that maybe this mom has split custody of her child so she has free time when she goes out to party? My ex has our child 50% of the time and I like to enjoy having every other weekend free. Nothing wrong with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:19pm
  • so now my life has to end? I think not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm
  • i bring my kids to the party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Tell her. Ive done it on more than one occasion. nothing beats the crushing realization on their face when they remember they are bad parents. I live for those moments.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:31pm
  • How do you know my ex wife?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:24pm
  • So I had sex with a 12 y/o big deal I'm only 21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:01pm
  • and i get to feel like a normal human being again. So i want you all to do a little exercise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Haha this is my area code and know about 20 girls like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:33pm
  • single moms are proof you can fuck em and get away with it they all got their fuck trophy and moved on to the next season and the next and the next sluts gotta love em i sure do... or so they think til i suddenly was 2 drunk 2 remember her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:47am
  • i support single moms woohoo lap dance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:10am
  • of course, it would be in some middle of nowhere pennsylvania town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:07pm
  • i know a few people that need to be told that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:08pm