why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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that's not bread crumbs....
and those aren't your pubes...
Idk, why is there a cock imprint in the birthday cake?
Why the fuck do you have pubes?
i just literally lmao'd xD
Yeast infection that rose?
Crab cakes anyone?
Sounds like a new recipe for meat balls.
You sure it's not crumbs from a chipotle burrito?
Sounds like you fucked a chick with a yeast infection.
Maybe someone trying to make a better than sex cake during sex?
Bread crumbs don't move...
are you Italian, because that would explain a lot...and your unibrow
DEEP FRY MOTHERFUCKA! DEEEEPFRYYY!!
Well, you've let your skanky dirty yeast infection progress past the omg can you not smell your own vag?! Stage and well into the actual bread stage. Gross!
That was my first thought too seven!!