why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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