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  • I say we get myth busters on the case and also see how many people puke while watching the episode

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:39am
  • this is totally a myth that gets passed around. nobody does this. and even if you did, of course you would wash it, i dont care how dumb you are. and if you were dumb enough not to, exactly, then you'd have to be sitting there with your legs open for forever until a fly not only landed on it, but laid eggs. totally false.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:50am
  • when experimentation goes horrifically wrong. that means that flies had to have laid eggs in her cooch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:27am
  • Rumor about a girl from Voorhees High School. Trust me I know cuz I went there, now I go to Warren Hills. The rumor is everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:56am
    • I actually just heard it today haha. Go Watchung Hills?

      Submitted by tokio on Oct 15, 10 at 5:28pm
  • I'm all for scientific inquiry, but some things should just be left alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:19am
  • That's totally disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:40am
  • HOLY SHIT!!! Just laughed my asssss off!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:49pm
  • My ex new some one who got maggots from skittles at rehab....true story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:06am
  • NO NO NO.. it was whipped cream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:54am
  • Wow WTF not cool dude not cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:55pm
  • not from experimenting it's from not washing afterwards!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:29am
  • now WHYYYY would anyone experiment with mayo?! GROSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:28am
  • WTF? Does mayo have to do with this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:16pm
  • who F'ing cares if it's real? Not only did you read it... you clicked the reply button because you were interested. Not our fault all you could think to post is "it's not real" DORK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Thats fucking nasty!!!

    Submitted by BreezieBreeze on Jan 14, 10 at 10:19pm
  • because kourtney kardashian does it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:07am
  • yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:00pm
  • this is probably thee most passed around story in mid michigan so your area code doesnt suprise me cause im from the 810 and hear it all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:50pm
  • 5 bucks says white trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Stupidest thing ever. For real, how dumb do you have to be to know that's not even possible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Pfshh. Old news. Get on with something I didn't hear about 3 years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:00pm
  • This totally happened at my school!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:00pm
  • My brain hurts trying to imagine this fucked up image

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:53pm
  • i'd like to see the girl on Mythbusters shove Mayo up her snatch and then have a time-lapse video of what happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Sad thing is its true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:06pm
  • i thought it was with tuna fish?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:41pm
  • That is disgusting

    Submitted by boredom10 on Aug 17, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Mayo? Really? That's hygenic. I totally love masturbating with condaments containing eggs. Can you say croch rot? I know I can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Wow.....my last names mayo.... I just almost had heartfailure!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:00am
  • Not okay not okay not okay!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:12pm
  • Do the maggots crawl in while she is asleep?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:05pm
  • OMFG I HEARD ABOUT THIS!! GIRL FROM VANCOUVER!! AAAHHHH NASTY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:05am
  • I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:26pm
  • god. i love SUNY Brockport....

    Submitted by bethylynne016 on Oct 18, 10 at 2:33pm
  • throw some tuna in there and eat it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:56am
  • It's an urban legend that a guy and girl liked to use food. He left his tuna and mayo sandwich out on the counter all day, it attracted flies and the flies laid eggs on it. The boyfriend spread the tuna/mayo on his girl and didn't lick all of it off, so... yeah. I've heard the same thing about grapes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:51am
  • 1153 why wld u try to imagine it?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:58am
  • this happened to a girl at a high school, one of my friends is friend with the girl, they didnt have lube but they had mayo.....she sleeps naked and yea....she goes to a high school close to mine and my friend had to transfer there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:29pm
  • I just threw up in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Is it bad that I've heard about this previously?? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:19am
  • FUUUUCk get it out of my head blargh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:37pm
  • This happened to a girl at my school too!! Only doritos and mayo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:19pm
  • hahaha! OH my god, this girl lives in middleton! I heard about it hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:15pm
  • i feel sorry for the retards that thought this was real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Is this even possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:13pm
  • 8:42 maybe they're black trash!! why's it always gotta be white trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Oh fuck!!!! That's why it tasted like tuna salad hahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:38pm
  • hlfgktgk holyyyyy fuck. not ok. this is fucking disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:34pm
  • Funny thing is, I tell this story all the time...I know the person who this happened to. WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:27pm
  • ewwwwwww

    Submitted by daniellemarie92 on Jan 15, 12 at 10:48pm
  • This is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard EW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:25am
  • Have any of you dumbasses ever heard of Snopes? Srsly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Shit happend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:13am
  • bullshit. The OP probably wears a tinfoil hat to keep the alien waves out of his head. The truth is out there --- and the truth is that the OP is one dumb motherfucker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:28am
  • what. the. fuck. ohygod that is fucking DISGUSTING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:58am
  • i know someone who this happened to hahahahahaha !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Anyone else concerned that she was experimenting with Mayo? I mean yeah the maggots are disgusting too, but shit, Mayo is nasty anyway!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 4:48am
  • I think I know her!!!

    Submitted by addison89 on Jun 28, 10 at 3:40pm
  • WTF I'VE HEARD OF THIS! I think this rumor has swept the nation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Lol I know someone who this has happened to! Freakin siiick.

    Submitted by cbomblisse on Jun 25, 10 at 12:00pm
  • wow i heard this about a girl that lives near me YEARSSSS ago... i hope that the story just spread across the country and not that someone else is stupid enough to use it as lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:43pm
  • I have heard of this happening.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:15pm
  • yup she goes to ISU... one of my friends knows her... sick stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:09pm
  • This happened to a girl at my school. This is about her. She's NAASSSTTYYYY

    Submitted by isolatedorchid on Mar 25, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Lmao true story. her boyfriend eats doritos with mayo so she put it in her vag for him to eat out of... my buddy is friends with the boyfriend

    Submitted by afor2132 on Jul 19, 10 at 6:32pm
  • the maggots add protein. A guy's jizz has protein. Mayo maggots in a twat has protein. It's all good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:35pm
  • uhh, maggots=flies in her vag. yum yum.

    Submitted by mrdude545 on Sep 26, 10 at 1:25am
  • of all things... why mayonaise?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:37am
  • I've heard about someone getting salmonela from using mayo as a lube, but never maggots....disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:48pm
  • This is a no no. Not ok at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:36pm
  • damn connor boy that sucks

    Submitted by blowjobbob333 on Jan 29, 10 at 4:46am
  • oh christ that makes me afraid, thank god I never had any plans of sticking food up my junk =/ nasty hussies

    Submitted by HimeAngie on Mar 2, 10 at 1:03am
  • HOLY FUCK.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:59am
  • Most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 1:55pm
  • ok. this impossible. she would have let a fly go into her cooch and let it lay eggs. maggots can't just appear out of no where. good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:13pm
  • 1:14 pm: what a douche! Do you seriously think anyone believed the text to begin with?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Oh dear mother fucker! Did anyone else gag?!

    Submitted by Alex_Mercer on Jun 19, 11 at 1:50am
  • pussy maggots! sounds like a terrible sci fi movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:39pm
  • WTF nasty

    Submitted by 2010shadean on Aug 2, 11 at 6:50pm
  • Kinky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:17pm
  • There's a girl in my old highschool that had this happen to her. That's so weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:04pm
  • why is this a bad night, she just heard the story it didn't happen to her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:35pm
  • fake fake fake

    Submitted by IrieChyld on Jul 2, 10 at 3:21pm
  • I TELL THIS STORY ALL THE TIME!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:51am
  • this is the first time tfln has made me sick to my stomach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:47am
  • Disgusting

    Submitted by 2010shadean on Sep 3, 11 at 11:33pm
  • one of the grossest things i've heard. hope it's fake. love washtenaw county thought!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:17am
  • EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's nasty. some things are better left unexplored.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:22pm
  • I know of someone from NY that did that! She used mayo as lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:35pm
  • unless there are two girls who did this and had the same results, that girl went to my school. Which is funny because i live in southern New Hampshire and 734 is Michigan...she was a slutt though... Wouldnt be surprised if word reached you

    Submitted by KravMan on Apr 2, 10 at 5:22pm
  • it wasn't mayo, it was tuna. he boyfriend put tuna salad on her vagina and then proceeded to eat her out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:40am
  • I think I puked a bit when I read this...

    Submitted by badbeatboogie on Feb 17, 10 at 2:27am
  • the girl lived in gainesville, florida. my neighbor was the emt for this case!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:38pm
  • She's a nice lady!

    Submitted by razze on May 30, 11 at 4:07pm
  • Mythbusters...(:

    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:10pm
  • this happened to a girl my friend knows. fucking nasty ass shit

    Submitted by ashleex3 on Feb 27, 10 at 6:29pm
  • she from western Pennsylvania? haha

    Submitted by echoplex on Feb 3, 11 at 3:29pm
  • When I was in junior high it was tuna. In high school it was whipped cream. Way to pass the torch.

    Submitted by messyjae on Dec 9, 13 at 12:18am