awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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