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  I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??

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• There's this thing called "birth control". You should try it.

  Submitted by Rotarrin on Jan 14, 15 at 1:42pm

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• Use protection you selfish bitch! A child doesn't serve your idiocy! I'd kick you in your crotch so hard your uterus would fall out >:(

  Submitted by slucketlist on Jan 14, 15 at 1:17pm

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• Keep eating pies, and there will be no need to celebrate not being pregnant.

  Submitted by goldie1046 on Jan 14, 15 at 7:33am

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• Creampies

  Submitted by lefireshart on Jan 14, 15 at 7:23pm

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• Keep up the pie and you'll look like you are pregnant.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 14, 15 at 8:17pm

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• Yet no one remembers that according to the CDC, condoms fail 18% of the time...while I recommend sterilization for stupid people... you guys are a bunch of jerks.

  Submitted by Paradoxicalpeach on Jan 1, 17 at 7:42pm

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