I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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