I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
being pregnant is like rehab
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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