Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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