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  • Epic Achievement. Not.

    Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 20, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Dick move. Thanks for costing me money

    Submitted by CherryPoppa on Mar 20, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Good job asshole

    Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 20, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Wow, you're so cool.

    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Mar 21, 10 at 3:27pm
  • No actually one idiotic retard cant singlehandedly throw off the nationwide census. And by the way if you can send this text when you're drunk why can you not answer the 10 simple questions on the form? \n\nI feel like i'm in the twilight zone episode where everyone looks like a pig and they are trying to do surgery on that girl to fix her. Everyone who finds all these retarded texts amusing has a terrible sense of humor and I'm the only normal one

    Submitted by knickerbocker on Mar 21, 10 at 10:10am
  • @5:48.nah he's too stupid to breed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 10:28pm
  • No ur just a Tool now go buy Ed hrady tshirts and a nissan maxima and ull be super tool

    Submitted by knuckles on Mar 21, 10 at 3:56am
  • The only thing with politics you're supposed to do drunk is vote. That said this is still hilarious

    Submitted by Phys on Mar 20, 10 at 1:41pm
  • Dipsh*t!!! Good thing im not related to you, the census will be used 60 years from now by your great-grand children and whoever else to trace ancestry, you just f*cked them..

    Submitted by dorkof82 on Mar 20, 10 at 5:48pm
  • Fuckyes :D\nWay to shove it up Captiol Hill's ass :]

    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 19, 10 at 12:48am
  • Wicked.

    Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 21, 10 at 2:03am