Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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