Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Ladies don't puke and tell
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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