Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I need to calm my uterus...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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