Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Randomize
