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  • sparklecock sounds cooler :P or disco stick... same difference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Ladies, ladies, ladies - there is one problem with this product. It only works when you are on your period, but watch out during that time, because it can and will go into a feeding frenzy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:57am
  • anything involving twilight is a bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:28pm
  • I think it's hilarious that in the description on the website for the toy, it uses the titles of all four books.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:23pm
  • necrophillic anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Ew, what the fuck. Honestly people..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:03pm
  • sad thing is, someone came up with the idea. even more sad, someone was like 'yes! thats a brilliant idea!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:12am
  • its people like you tthat are ruining this world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:40pm
  • how is that different from any other dildo? I thought what girls liked about twilight was the guy attached to the penis...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:31pm
  • it sparkles in the sun... and you are supposed to put it in the freezer for the "authentic experience" yes i checked out the website.... then i had to get very very very drunk to make the image go away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Put it in the freezer for the full effect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:00pm
  • screw RPattz... giver me taylor any day... mmmmm underage native hotness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:30pm
  • WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:40am
  • They should make a werewolf one too that looks like a dog cock and is hairy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:46pm
  • 10:31 - you're supposed to chuck this one in the freezer... personally i dont want vaginal frostbite but some people do apparently

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Shouldve had a twilight tampon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:24pm
  • I am really curious about this now... don't want one, but want to see it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Not sure Twilights target audience would know what to do with one of those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:34am
  • Actually people have been doing temperature play with dildos for years. This is just the first non glass sparkly one marketed for that purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Omg, that is so amazing. I would sooo use one!!! (=

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:58pm
  • since when were sparkly dildos not what women want? if we wanted normal coloured ones we'd just go screw a man! however i am a bit ashamed of myself becuase i love twilight so much i want one, i will NOT stoop that low though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:15pm
  • I wish I could see Stephenie Meyer's face when she finds out that her characters are now being exploited as sex toys... It could make her morman mind explode, I suppose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:20pm
  • that's retarted. what the fuck. and 10:33, you're my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:03pm
  • does it suck blood or something? they have fem products for a reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Ugh. I really want the author of Twilight to die in a fiery death. Look at what she has brought upon the world...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:40am
  • GOOOO HARRY POTTER. FUCK TWILIGHT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Was a twilight fan in the very beginning... Then I found actually good books. But this is INSANE. wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:23pm
  • What do I want for Christmas? Edward Cullen's head on a platter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:37am
  • how to get preteen where to beg parents for dildos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:52am
  • i want to see it but i googled and couldnt find anything can someone post the link?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:24am
  • if you want to feel like you're fucking edward cullen just grab a white popsicle... same temperature, same "rock-hard" feel... it looks the same... go wild

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:44pm
  • @934 you obvs have no idea what your talking about. look how many are very excited about it & you have never read the books. so shhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Edward Cullen is a major vampire fail. Sun equals dust NOT a sparkly fairy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:53am
  • AHAHAHA 12:57 i LOVE you..... feeding frenzy LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:02am
  • i can finally tell my bitchy twimom friend to take her twilight and go fuck herself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:15pm
  • lol i don't know how much people are excited about it. but it is pretty hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:40pm
  • lolz @ 9:25.. sparklecock ftw! BAHAHAHHA!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:05am
  • Something just tells me that putting something that glittery in your vagina would not be entirely healthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I'm a big fan of twilight and all but I've gotta say they've officially taken this too far. I mean, it's getting kinda freaky with this twi stuff. I'm scared.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 5:30, No, I have not read the books. I've read extracts though, and they're fucking terrible. Also, it's ridiculous how people are "excited" about a sparkly dildo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:13pm
  • red ryder bb gun

    Submitted by c27muskrat on Jun 2, 10 at 5:22pm
  • @ 11:43 thanks for agreeing =] - 10:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:44pm
  • 9:46 - it'd have to be really warm... or something you could throw in the micowave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:48pm
  • I almost died when i saw that... its fuckin hillarious. Here children have a frozen glittery dildo for christmas... i think the only thing that would have made that even better would be if it glowed in the dark.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:23pm
  • WTF!!! with 12:40 at least the STD's rate will drop now too. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:02pm
  • 9:17 just got proven wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Goddd yesss FUCK ME JACOB

    Submitted by golightly on Mar 9, 10 at 1:08am
  • oh my fail, google that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:38pm
  • maybe the teen pregnancy rate will drop now. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:12am
  • Get get a Edward Cullen wall decal and a mount for your dildo, freeze dildo, put in mount and fuck that roast beef!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:42am
  • go to the tantusinc website, click on dildos and scroll to the bottom, it's called The Vamp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:30am
  • I WANT ONE!! LOVE EDWARD!! I WANT TO SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:39pm
  • HAHAHAHHA IT SPARKELS IN THE SUNLIGHT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:08am
  • there's also an EC shadow decal for your wall so he can watch you sleep/play with the dildo... can this franchise get ANY creepier??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:47pm
  • how the fuck.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:45pm
  • mmm ill just take robert pattinson for christmas! sexy sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:29pm
  • What I want for Christmas? To have that image that you just burnt into my head, removed...with a hot poker if need be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:14pm
  • saw that on perez hilton almost died haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:18pm
  • this is reeee-dick-ulous. wtf. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:41am