There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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sparklecock sounds cooler :P or disco stick... same difference
anything involving twilight is a bad night
Ladies, ladies, ladies - there is one problem with this product. It only works when you are on your period, but watch out during that time, because it can and will go into a feeding frenzy.
I think it's hilarious that in the description on the website for the toy, it uses the titles of all four books.
Ew, what the fuck. Honestly people..
sad thing is, someone came up with the idea.
even more sad, someone was like 'yes! thats a brilliant idea!"
its people like you tthat are ruining this world
how is that different from any other dildo? I thought what girls liked about twilight was the guy attached to the penis...
Put it in the freezer for the full effect.
it sparkles in the sun... and you are supposed to put it in the freezer for the "authentic experience" yes i checked out the website.... then i had to get very very very drunk to make the image go away
WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?
screw RPattz... giver me taylor any day... mmmmm underage native hotness
Shouldve had a twilight tampon
10:31 - you're supposed to chuck this one in the freezer... personally i dont want vaginal frostbite but some people do apparently
They should make a werewolf one too that looks like a dog cock and is hairy
I am really curious about this now... don't want one, but want to see it...
Not sure Twilights target audience would know what to do with one of those.
Actually people have been doing temperature play with dildos for years. This is just the first non glass sparkly one marketed for that purpose.
I wish I could see Stephenie Meyer's face when she finds out that her characters are now being exploited as sex toys... It could make her morman mind explode, I suppose.
since when were sparkly dildos not what women want? if we wanted normal coloured ones we'd just go screw a man! however i am a bit ashamed of myself becuase i love twilight so much i want one, i will NOT stoop that low though
I really want the author of Twilight to die in a fiery death.
Look at what she has brought upon the world...
Omg, that is so amazing. I would sooo use one!!! (=
does it suck blood or something? they have fem products for a reason
GOOOO HARRY POTTER. FUCK TWILIGHT.
what the fuck.
and 10:33, you're my hero.
Was a twilight fan in the very beginning... Then I found actually good books. But this is INSANE. wtf
What do I want for Christmas?
Edward Cullen's head on a platter.
how to get preteen where to beg parents for dildos
I'm a big fan of twilight and all but I've gotta say they've officially taken this too far. I mean, it's getting kinda freaky with this twi stuff. I'm scared.
if you want to feel like you're fucking edward cullen just grab a white popsicle... same temperature, same "rock-hard" feel... it looks the same... go wild
lol i don't know how much people are excited about it. but it is pretty hilarious.
i can finally tell my bitchy twimom friend to take her twilight and go fuck herself?
i want to see it but i googled and couldnt find anything
can someone post the link?
AHAHAHA 12:57 i LOVE you..... feeding frenzy LOL
you obvs have no idea what your talking about.
look how many are very excited about it
& you have never read the books. so shhh
lolz @ 9:25.. sparklecock ftw! BAHAHAHHA!!
red ryder bb gun
Edward Cullen is a major vampire fail.
Sun equals dust NOT a sparkly fairy.
9:46 - it'd have to be really warm... or something you could throw in the micowave
5:30, No, I have not read the books.
I've read extracts though, and they're fucking terrible.
Also, it's ridiculous how people are "excited" about a sparkly dildo.
@ 11:43 thanks for agreeing =]
Goddd yesss FUCK ME JACOB
I almost died when i saw that... its fuckin hillarious. Here children have a frozen glittery dildo for christmas... i think the only thing that would have made that even better would be if it glowed in the dark.
Something just tells me that putting something that glittery in your vagina would not be entirely healthy.
WTF!!! with 12:40 at least the STD's rate will drop now too. LOL
9:17 just got proven wrong.
oh my fail, google that shit.
maybe the teen pregnancy rate will drop now. lol.
Get get a Edward Cullen wall decal and a mount for your dildo, freeze dildo, put in mount and fuck that roast beef!!!
go to the tantusinc website, click on dildos and scroll to the bottom, it's called The Vamp
I WANT ONE!! LOVE EDWARD!!
I WANT TO SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!!
there's also an EC shadow decal for your wall so he can watch you sleep/play with the dildo... can this franchise get ANY creepier??
mmm ill just take robert pattinson for christmas!
HAHAHAHHA IT SPARKELS IN THE SUNLIGHT!!
how the fuck.........
What I want for Christmas? To have that image that you just burnt into my head, removed...with a hot poker if need be.
saw that on perez hilton almost died haha!
this is reeee-dick-ulous.