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  • 74 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:57am

    Ladies, ladies, ladies - there is one problem with this product. It only works when you are on your period, but watch out during that time, because it can and will go into a feeding frenzy.

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:28pm

    anything involving twilight is a bad night

  • 74 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:25pm

    sparklecock sounds cooler :P or disco stick... same difference

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:33pm

    necrophillic anyone?

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:12am

    sad thing is, someone came up with the idea. even more sad, someone was like 'yes! thats a brilliant idea!"

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:40pm

    its people like you tthat are ruining this world

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:03pm

    Ew, what the fuck. Honestly people..

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:34am

    Not sure Twilights target audience would know what to do with one of those.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:23pm

    it sparkles in the sun... and you are supposed to put it in the freezer for the "authentic experience" yes i checked out the website.... then i had to get very very very drunk to make the image go away

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:23pm

    I think it's hilarious that in the description on the website for the toy, it uses the titles of all four books.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:15pm

    since when were sparkly dildos not what women want? if we wanted normal coloured ones we'd just go screw a man! however i am a bit ashamed of myself becuase i love twilight so much i want one, i will NOT stoop that low though

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:31pm

    how is that different from any other dildo? I thought what girls liked about twilight was the guy attached to the penis...

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:30pm

    screw RPattz... giver me taylor any day... mmmmm underage native hotness

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:20pm

    I wish I could see Stephenie Meyer's face when she finds out that her characters are now being exploited as sex toys... It could make her morman mind explode, I suppose.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:02am

    AHAHAHA 12:57 i LOVE you..... feeding frenzy LOL

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:24pm

    Shouldve had a twilight tampon

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:41pm

    Actually people have been doing temperature play with dildos for years. This is just the first non glass sparkly one marketed for that purpose.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:40am

    WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:43pm

    GOOOO HARRY POTTER. FUCK TWILIGHT.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:00pm

    Put it in the freezer for the full effect.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:46pm

    They should make a werewolf one too that looks like a dog cock and is hairy

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:19pm

    9:17 just got proven wrong.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by c27muskrat on Jun 2, 10 at 5:22pm

    red ryder bb gun

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:13pm

    5:30, No, I have not read the books. I've read extracts though, and they're fucking terrible. Also, it's ridiculous how people are "excited" about a sparkly dildo.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:40pm

    lol i don't know how much people are excited about it. but it is pretty hilarious.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:03pm

    that's retarted. what the fuck. and 10:33, you're my hero.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:23pm

    Was a twilight fan in the very beginning... Then I found actually good books. But this is INSANE. wtf

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:52am

    how to get preteen where to beg parents for dildos

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:44pm

    @ 11:43 thanks for agreeing =] - 10:44

  • 48 55
    Submitted by golightly on Mar 9, 10 at 1:08am

    Goddd yesss FUCK ME JACOB

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:58pm

    Omg, that is so amazing. I would sooo use one!!! (=

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:15pm

    i can finally tell my bitchy twimom friend to take her twilight and go fuck herself?

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:33pm

    10:31 - you're supposed to chuck this one in the freezer... personally i dont want vaginal frostbite but some people do apparently

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:48pm

    9:46 - it'd have to be really warm... or something you could throw in the micowave

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:30pm

    @934 you obvs have no idea what your talking about. look how many are very excited about it & you have never read the books. so shhh

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:53am

    Edward Cullen is a major vampire fail. Sun equals dust NOT a sparkly fairy.

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:44pm

    if you want to feel like you're fucking edward cullen just grab a white popsicle... same temperature, same "rock-hard" feel... it looks the same... go wild

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:49pm

    does it suck blood or something? they have fem products for a reason

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:24am

    i want to see it but i googled and couldnt find anything can someone post the link?

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:28pm

    Something just tells me that putting something that glittery in your vagina would not be entirely healthy.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:28pm

    I am really curious about this now... don't want one, but want to see it...

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:40am

    Ugh. I really want the author of Twilight to die in a fiery death. Look at what she has brought upon the world...

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:23pm

    I almost died when i saw that... its fuckin hillarious. Here children have a frozen glittery dildo for christmas... i think the only thing that would have made that even better would be if it glowed in the dark.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:05am

    lolz @ 9:25.. sparklecock ftw! BAHAHAHHA!!

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:02pm

    WTF!!! with 12:40 at least the STD's rate will drop now too. LOL

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:37am

    What do I want for Christmas? Edward Cullen's head on a platter.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:38pm

    oh my fail, google that shit.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:42am

    Get get a Edward Cullen wall decal and a mount for your dildo, freeze dildo, put in mount and fuck that roast beef!!!

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:34pm

    I'm a big fan of twilight and all but I've gotta say they've officially taken this too far. I mean, it's getting kinda freaky with this twi stuff. I'm scared.

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:39pm

    I WANT ONE!! LOVE EDWARD!! I WANT TO SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!!

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:47pm

    there's also an EC shadow decal for your wall so he can watch you sleep/play with the dildo... can this franchise get ANY creepier??

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:29pm

    mmm ill just take robert pattinson for christmas! sexy sexy

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:45pm

    how the fuck.........

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:12am

    maybe the teen pregnancy rate will drop now. lol.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:30am

    go to the tantusinc website, click on dildos and scroll to the bottom, it's called The Vamp

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:14pm

    What I want for Christmas? To have that image that you just burnt into my head, removed...with a hot poker if need be.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:08am

    HAHAHAHHA IT SPARKELS IN THE SUNLIGHT!!

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:18pm

    saw that on perez hilton almost died haha!

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:41am

    this is reeee-dick-ulous. wtf. lol.