this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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