I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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