U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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