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  • This sounds like my brother...he's not even divorced from his third wife and he's already engaged to another woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:22pm
  • not all military wives are cheating whores. im a marine wife, and i would never consider cheating on my man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Ah, to be fair, not everyone in a situation like this is in a bad one (thus not "sad" or cheating). I'm still technically married but we haven't been in the relationship for almost 2 years now - but we're still really good friends. So I could see this being a convo either he or I (more likely him) would have one day...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:29am
  • 5:59, you are a moron. A lot of military spouses married AFTER the service member signed on the dotted line, and knew what they were getting into! Or maybe the service member should just go AWOL, go to jail, and never be able to get a job after that....now that's someone who puts their marriage before their job! Then of course, that wife would probably getting action elsewhere while he was in prison as well......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Oh, Waco, how I loathe you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:54pm
  • and this is funny why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:27am
  • uhhh well this kinda sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:20am
  • I don't understand the rush to get married?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:34pm
  • the pretzel kid must be on drugs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:49am
  • I'm getting married today. In 7 hours :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:12am
  • Sounds like my ex husband. He got married a week after our divorce was finalized.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:07am
  • 5:59 you sir are a moron. The service men and women do the job of protecting our nation. So go spew your garbage somewhere else. To quote a very good saying, "If you don't want to stand behind our service men and women, please stand in front of them".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:53pm
  • Wish i could bust balls but i was in the same boat for a month... My divorce did take 2 1/2 years to be finalized though... Fucking cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:01am
  • Ever tried a bacon cupcake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:57am
  • These pretzels are makin me firsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:10am
  • my husband (before he signed the dotted line) is in the army and just told me that the precentage of marriages in the military are 85/15 85 being the divorce rate! i was shock myself to hear this! just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:44pm
  • This isn't funny. It's sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:34am
  • These tits are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:12am
  • From my experience...married is a pretty relative term. But seriously, if the first one isn't over, why the fuck would you already wanna try again??!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:42am
  • 843: This could be a Killeen to Austin. Makes more sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:51am
  • I don't usually say this, but...these marriages are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I took this as a drunk-in-Vegas-at-3am text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:45am
  • 9:57 too true, fucking cunts. I feel for many of my military buds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:16am
  • Haha 1:45 I agree with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:30am
  • 6:07 you are awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:51pm
  • This convo could have gone on between me and two different women I know. I agree, it is sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:31am
  • WTF u don't make any sanse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:03am
  • Sounds like a typical army wife to me !

    Submitted by kazkayde on Mar 31, 13 at 6:49am
  • waco -> austin. nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:43pm
  • 11:16, if your military friends really cared about their marriages they would put their spouses before their job. maybe then the wives wouldn't have to go get some action elsewhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:59pm
  • bwahahahaha @ 2:40!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:04pm
  • gosh i love my husband this is just sad i dont see the humor in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:22am
  • that kid is stoned for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:46am
  • Game over is what this really says

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:10am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:20am
  • Yup, sounds like Killeen to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:43am
  • 223 that's because cheating on a marine is almost a death sentence

    Submitted by tukabar420 on Oct 7, 10 at 12:02pm
  • This must be a military wife living on post and her husband is deployed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:57am