How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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