Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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