What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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