i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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