Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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