I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm sobbing to NWA
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
