I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
