oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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