I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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