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  • 56 43
    Submitted by onion on Mar 14, 14 at 1:30pm

    Sorry sweetie, but you are

  • 38 25
    Submitted by shitbat78 on Mar 14, 14 at 11:55am

    Square peg in a round hole, pahtna. Lie about it.

  • 32 29
    Submitted by whitehorsegirl on Mar 15, 14 at 10:04pm

    You say slut like it's a bad thing. Embrace your lifestyle choices and tell the truth. If he's a good FWB he won't care.

  • 29 30
    Submitted by smash20 on Mar 14, 14 at 8:54pm

    Say it fell out in the shower? Or something like that. You slept crazy and it fell out and you can't find it? Lol

  • 24 26
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Mar 27, 14 at 1:13am

    "I don't know, wanna fuck?"

  • 29 36
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 14, 14 at 6:39pm

    "I was doing housework shirtless and it got caught"