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  • Sorry sweetie, but you are

    Submitted by onion on Mar 14, 14 at 1:30pm
  • Square peg in a round hole, pahtna. Lie about it.

    Submitted by shitbat78 on Mar 14, 14 at 11:55am
  • You say slut like it's a bad thing. Embrace your lifestyle choices and tell the truth. If he's a good FWB he won't care.

    Submitted by whitehorsegirl on Mar 15, 14 at 10:04pm
  • Say it fell out in the shower? Or something like that. You slept crazy and it fell out and you can't find it? Lol

    Submitted by smash20 on Mar 14, 14 at 8:54pm
  • "I was doing housework shirtless and it got caught"

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 14, 14 at 6:39pm
  • "I don't know, wanna fuck?"

    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Mar 27, 14 at 1:13am