hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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"I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure, but I never fornicated anybody."
I'm confused. You told your friend's mom she wouldn't sh!t right for a month or you told someone else and your friend's mom overheard? Because that changes everything
Only because you fed someone undercooked chicken.
Was that right after she told you "But I poop from there!"?
So much cheese!!!!
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
There, something entertaining.
Was it trying to get the peanut butter off the roof of its mouth?
I don't know I just picked a fml, copied and pasted.
Bad Santa fail
Fail much, bro?
this is some how the best night and the worst night. I suppose that's fair...