I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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