i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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a sex change , post op . . .
1:12 I think the 'it' is sex: 'as long as [the sex] is post-op.' So, simmer down.
IT is actually a human being. And post-op the pronoun is SHE.
I thought the OP was saying that he is so desperate for a woman that he doesn't care if that woman was born a man. As long as the penis is gone.
so how did we decide that she/he/it was getting a sex change??
you live in the woods, yet you own a cell phone and text people?
Sasquatch... we know your legends real....
I thought the same thing 2:27. The first post was likely along the lines of "you would sleep with a man" and this post is the reply
Thoreau never wrote about this.
omg you guys are dumb. he doesnt mean literally living in the woods, thats an expression to mean he hasnt got laid in a while. so hes willing to do a girl that was born a man (post-op).
2:27 is right. It just means he hasn't had sex in quite some time and is desperate.
Homeless people have cell phones now?
OP doesn't literally live in the woods. He hasn't gotten laid in a while.
1:13, you made me laugh so hard. THAT's how you joke about literature.
ok--so he lives in the woods and he's having surgery? Must already be on some good shit.
Once again I love how general society always assumes roles based off of their own preconceptions. No pronouns are used in the text. There is no reference as to whether the OP or the subject of the text is male or female. Could go anyway. ...and when the OP decides to go the "as long as its breathing, I don't care" route...call me :-p
Thoreau also lived close enough to civilization to make frequent trips into town. Emerson wins!
mmmm... thank you shoptits
my interpretation: the OP has been camping or living in the wilderness and has not had a sexual partner in a long while. So, the story goes on to state that the OP is desperate for some intercourse (What kind of intercourse, we do not know). Then, the OP declares its lack of care of whether the desired sexual partner has had a recent sex change. So, in conclusion alcohol makes anything o.k.
So basically, you're a poofter.