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  • a sex change , post op . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:38pm
  • 1:12 I think the 'it' is sex: 'as long as [the sex] is post-op.' So, simmer down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:55am
  • I thought the OP was saying that he is so desperate for a woman that he doesn't care if that woman was born a man. As long as the penis is gone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:27pm
  • IT is actually a human being. And post-op the pronoun is SHE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:12pm
  • so how did we decide that she/he/it was getting a sex change??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:23pm
  • you live in the woods, yet you own a cell phone and text people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Sasquatch... we know your legends real....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:24pm
  • I thought the same thing 2:27. The first post was likely along the lines of "you would sleep with a man" and this post is the reply

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Thoreau never wrote about this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:13pm
  • omg you guys are dumb. he doesnt mean literally living in the woods, thats an expression to mean he hasnt got laid in a while. so hes willing to do a girl that was born a man (post-op).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:27pm
  • 2:27 is right. It just means he hasn't had sex in quite some time and is desperate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Homeless people have cell phones now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:25am
  • OP doesn't literally live in the woods. He hasn't gotten laid in a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:07pm
  • 1:13, you made me laugh so hard. THAT's how you joke about literature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:18pm
  • Once again I love how general society always assumes roles based off of their own preconceptions. No pronouns are used in the text. There is no reference as to whether the OP or the subject of the text is male or female. Could go anyway. ...and when the OP decides to go the "as long as its breathing, I don't care" route...call me :-p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:39pm
  • ok--so he lives in the woods and he's having surgery? Must already be on some good shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Thoreau also lived close enough to civilization to make frequent trips into town. Emerson wins!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:27pm
  • mmmm... thank you shoptits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:15pm
  • my interpretation: the OP has been camping or living in the wilderness and has not had a sexual partner in a long while. So, the story goes on to state that the OP is desperate for some intercourse (What kind of intercourse, we do not know). Then, the OP declares its lack of care of whether the desired sexual partner has had a recent sex change. So, in conclusion alcohol makes anything o.k.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:03am
  • So basically, you're a poofter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:11pm