Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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