Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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