I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Hey, I still say there are worse ways to wake up.
Maybe that's because she wouldn't have been able to climb up there or balance!!! Twat!!!
oh, detroit. you're like the disappointing child I still have to love...
Tell me it was the one armed stripper that used to dance at teasers in flint! I havnt seen her in years
Wow Michigan just isn't good at anything...not even strippers
What a way to awake. :)
What fucking moron posted this piece of shit? I mean really.
How is a paraplegic stripper aesthetically pleasing in any manner?? That would turn me off forever if I saw that.. Gross. Poor dude.
ahahaha oh goodness....
There's actually alot of hot girls in Detroit clubs. Not stuck up like Vegas or NY...
Lets be honest – If indeed there was a paraplegic stripper sitting on your face while you’re asleep, you would be lucky to wake up at all.
You're paraplegic and you strip. That's just... Wow
It would be almost impossible to hold yourself on someones face if you don't have the use of your legs. I don't normally do this, but its either EXTREMELY exaggerated, or fake.