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  • 74 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:12pm

    oh, detroit. you're like the disappointing child I still have to love...

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:34am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:00am

    Hey, I still say there are worse ways to wake up.

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:42am

    Maybe that's because she wouldn't have been able to climb up there or balance!!! Twat!!!

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:50pm

    What a way to awake. :)

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:29pm

    How is a paraplegic stripper aesthetically pleasing in any manner?? That would turn me off forever if I saw that.. Gross. Poor dude.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:09am

    Wow Michigan just isn't good at anything...not even strippers

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:08am

    Tell me it was the one armed stripper that used to dance at teasers in flint! I havnt seen her in years

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:07pm

    What fucking moron posted this piece of shit? I mean really.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 10:57am

    ahahaha oh goodness....

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:41pm

    Lets be honest – If indeed there was a paraplegic stripper sitting on your face while you’re asleep, you would be lucky to wake up at all.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:13am

    There's actually alot of hot girls in Detroit clubs. Not stuck up like Vegas or NY...

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:23am

    You're paraplegic and you strip. That's just... Wow that sucks

  • 27 35
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 13, 12 at 3:35pm

    It would be almost impossible to hold yourself on someones face if you don't have the use of your legs. I don't normally do this, but its either EXTREMELY exaggerated, or fake.